BAD SHOES ARE THE NEW BRANGELINA

They are taking over the damn planet!!!!

These things were in N Y L O N!  As if any self proclaimed Hipster would ever dare step foot in one of these horrible creatures!

These need to be demolished before Hilary Duff and Ashley Tisdale start endorsing them, which they inevitably will!  I swear my next blog won't be about shoes...unless of course something worse than these Birkenstock sherpa lined shits or Stiletto Crocs come out!

Wearing these shoes in public will totally ruin your street cred and end in Social Suicide!

Don't say I didn't warn you!

  

Blogs=Tampons

I never thought i would ever be the one to Blog.  I think it's because the word has always reminded me of the word tampon.  "Girl, listen we NEED to GO I just started and I don't have any blog's with me!!"

It's probably good that I have one so that I can write down all of the things that I don't say out loud which isn't much.  

I really have to start with this....

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE!?

  The first word that comes to mind when I look at these is POOR

 I mean, what do you even do with these?  Wear them when you are gardening to look sexy?  To make your cankles look smaller as you are pushing your bastardly children through Wal-Mart?  Or maybe it's to add a little spice to those ever so sexy Scrubs.  

I think the first time I saw these little bits of vomit came into my mouth.

Crocs even issues this little quote....  "These shoes will spice up any fashionistas wardrobe"

MAYBE if you live at 54th and Crenshaw...and actually use the word fashionista!