Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Blogs=Tampons

I never thought i would ever be the one to Blog.  I think it's because the word has always reminded me of the word tampon.  "Girl, listen we NEED to GO I just started and I don't have any blog's with me!!"

It's probably good that I have one so that I can write down all of the things that I don't say out loud which isn't much.  


I really have to start with this....


WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE!?
  The first word that comes to mind when I look at these is POOR
 I mean, what do you even do with these?  Wear them when you are gardening to look sexy?  To make your cankles look smaller as you are pushing your bastardly children through Wal-Mart?  Or maybe it's to add a little spice to those ever so sexy Scrubs.  
I think the first time I saw these little bits of vomit came into my mouth.

Crocs even issues this little quote....  "These shoes will spice up any fashionistas wardrobe"

MAYBE if you live at 54th and Crenshaw...and actually use the word fashionista!  








 

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

HUMILIATING

Andrea said...

"It's probably good that I have one so that I can write down all of the things that I don't say out loud which isn't much."

Oh - I am so glad... Can't wait to read your "thoughts"....